Finally, confirmation of what I’ve known all along: women with bigger hips live longer, get more male attention, are smarter and have smarter children.

I’m not kidding. Click here.

I’d like to thank all of the teachers who gave me good grades, my brainiac child who proves this theory every day, and my oh-so-many male suitors.

Author: rosie

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