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Upon learning that we were having eggs and waffles for dinner (Andy’s night to cook. I tried to insist on broccoli, but no one else was having it):
Colleen: “I demand bacon.”
Me: “We don’t have bacon.”
Colleen: “NO BACON??!?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF A HOUSE IS THIS?!?!?!?!”